Follow The Leader

Dear Reader,

Life is short, so let's party down!!
How, you ask?  By becoming a Leader with a capital letter L.

L is for Leader
L stands for Senior Level Marketing Project Coordinator.
L is for stuffing envelopes
L stands for CEO of the up stairs level of something greater than any normal grocery bagger can handle.

Them leaders have the power to order lunch from B level restaurants to feed their subordinates office food twice a week.
They command office parties.

Everyone is afriad of them.

They plant money in your bank account and stalk your bank accounts to gather data on how many times one can eat at Bojangles in a solid week.
  They have access to your accounts because they are in loving rich guy fellowship with the bankers son or daughter (girl power). Or they are just professional stalkers.

L is for the looser you become when their wives show up to check out the competition and you are it with your hemp made kakis and garbage pale shoes and there she is over dressed and trying to hard.

Lastly, is for 1O10101010010101111100001011010102001011101/1/1/1/010110010101010101000001011101010110

Signed,
I'm scared 👜

Misfit

Dear councilor,

      Have you ever been the wrong personality type for the job that you had to take out of desperation because nothing on your resume says that you are worthy of ever doing anything else?

I'm a square peg, in a round hole...

Not that I am trying to fit in, but being socialable is a part of the job culture.

There is an age group that is still apart the running and jumping crowd.
There are others my age, that can still relate, they just move  slower.

There is the older crowd..They are confident in who they are and are too busy being over it. So where do I fit??

In the square hole with the other square pegs....

I need an office job, pronto!!!!

Sincerely, me the fismit.

P.S I really need to be rescued from this homeless shelter.  This place isn't for anyone...😥☕

Sharing private information

Dear people who are Reading,

While broke and homeless and sitting in the library with thee others I started thinking as I often do when there is nothing to do and nowhere to go, about the passsssst.

What came to mind? 

Social security numbers, addresses, bank accounts and court and job applications.

Why do employers require SSN before we fill out tax information? Before background checks?

For safety, since my nakedness is being passed around Columbia, I placed a red flag on my credit report, changed my phone number and renig on sharing my personal address if the application allows.

Flashback...

My cousin was in court and the judge read her address, people started to write her address down and she said 

"Lord, he exposed my nakedness!!"

I was asked by a judge during my own session for my SSN and I wispered, " I can't tell you." The judge asked why, I replied " because I'm embarrassed!" 

The judge blushed and apologized.

I pay for meals with a debt card and found that my balance shows on the receipt.

A cab driver so far has stolen money. A waiter also...

It's better to pay with cash...

The "Egg Head" Report

Dear councilor,

             Today's post is slightly off subject and somehow it ties in to this season's coverage of this life's adventure through the world of unemployment.

    There is a term that was coined by my maternal parent called thee egg head.  Egg head was used to replace the derogatory name "ass hole" or "smart ass".
  Mother did not want to hear her child using such fowl language.  She would say with a heavy breath and sharp command "watch-your-mouth!!! ,.       It's, egg head"!
An egg head is a highly intelligent person so naturally when I use that term it turned out to be more of a compliment...Well in some cases.

Speaking of cases, egg heads are also people who have violent tendencies who also use their intellect to "get out of jail", so to speak .  I recall a person yelling "Antichrist" for four hours straight. Also another case where the comic relief showed up and kept chanting "she's been cancelled" until the judge was so distracted that he just dismissed the case.  Those individuals were evaluated.

Sociopaths they are.

What does this have to do with my ability to get a job? Some that use job-sites to find employees sometimes use those sites to torment their enemies while they are unemployed.

Well, that's all for now.

Sincerely,
Calgon take me away!!

Incredibly unfocused

Dearly sincerely,

This seasonal blog was supposed to be dedicated to discussing one's journey through life as a hopefully temporarily unemployed person.  It appears that I have been posting comments on other subjects.  Which is a sign of distraction.  For the many who take blogging seriously, I apologise for not delving deeper into the wonderful world of internet job boarding.

Perhaps I could make the best of my time and do more research on the subject.  It would give me something highly constructive to do.  The research found could be of help to many.

For this, I shall jump on my horse and ride. Never know what you'll find.

Sincerely,

Broke and homeless

Happy Valentines day...I mean happy tax return season..

Your girl is something sexy when I buy them clearance items...Can I get a man now??

Yes. I. Can

Then Valentines day comes...They either get me pregnant or they get away when the tax money is gone!!!!

Sincerely,
Broke and homeless
xoxo

Lookingfora...

         Have you ever applied for jobs that you weren't qualified for?

I mean, real jobs like Senior Level Marketing Supervisor for the largest PR Firm in America or Branch Manager for a well known money marketing trade company.

The key is to find a place where your successful sibling has already laid track, and apply there.

if you do, this is what will happen.

1. You will be kidnapped and thrown into a mental institution.
2. You will be jailed and forced to serve time for not remembering your prior conviction dates.         OR

          You will be hired                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My father would say "choose wisely"   during job hunting season.

My next blog will cover Job Culture...Don't miss it.