Dear Reader,
Life is short, so let's party down!!
How, you ask? By becoming a Leader with a capital letter L.
L is for Leader
L stands for Senior Level Marketing Project Coordinator.
L is for stuffing envelopes
L stands for CEO of the up stairs level of something greater than any normal grocery bagger can handle.
Them leaders have the power to order lunch from B level restaurants to feed their subordinates office food twice a week.
They command office parties.
Everyone is afriad of them.
They plant money in your bank account and stalk your bank accounts to gather data on how many times one can eat at Bojangles in a solid week.
They have access to your accounts because they are in loving rich guy fellowship with the bankers son or daughter (girl power). Or they are just professional stalkers.
L is for the looser you become when their wives show up to check out the competition and you are it with your hemp made kakis and garbage pale shoes and there she is over dressed and trying to hard.
Lastly, is for 1O10101010010101111100001011010102001011101/1/1/1/010110010101010101000001011101010110
Signed,
I'm scared 👜
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