Dear Readers,
There is a such thing as decorum ... Right? (Hold that thought)
I almost lost my virginity during my last interview.
That lady really pulled on me.
Ok... confession. I believe in animal instinct. Humans are animals, however, should we ever forgo our need for good behavior, society would destroy itself on a much violent pace.
This is how the interview went:
*She started by saying that I was qualifed.
She asks questions..
Then
By the end of the interview, that went well so I thought, I was told that I'm "very articulate" and "very kind" over and over again. Also, ive never done anything that ive said I've done.
...and I'm so kind.
OMG what??
I went home, did some YouTube erobics, made myself laugh at my lack of coornation, then I put on my leggings like my momma would, and walk around downtown with my bird legs.
I'm sexy dammit!!
This was not really a job worth fighting for so, I move on...
I wanted to dominate her so bad...
I'm not digging the psychological warfare!!!!
I wanted to rub her feet and feed her marshmallows.
Oh yes, to finish my first thought, I behaved as a mature adult should. I think, therefore I decorumed!!
Sincerely,
Limmie Boyd
(Strong women can do more when we work together)
(She messed me up)
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