Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Oh Dear Lord!!!


Oh Dear Lord!!

Is what is said during these assessments that one must take in order to prove that one is worthy to bless YON work place with knowledge and job know-how.

Only to see that one really does not know as much as one thinks.

Only to see a recruiter or two from two potential employers sitting right across the table at the library.

I'm flattered and scared.  Some will go to great lengths to run their busyness.

Dear counselor,

My heart is beating out of my chest.
Time to relearn excel and outlook

I'm overwhelmed when I look at outlook...
to the point where I need a sedative, then I can roll over and go to sleep..

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

NEED A NEW MOP HEAD?

I'm not worthy all mighty Excel and Outlook!!
I bow down to thee under thine mighty power...

Any one got any Brain-Aid? not in the koolaid isle...may be next to the joint juice and drinkable Aloe Vera..

Anyone tutoring?


Sincerely
,

ME ...going back to the shelter with my tail between my legs now.
This is a picture of my totaled car...this is how I feel!

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